I don’t know when it happened that I round the slope but here I am on the other side, somewhat amazed and bewildered.
I have been living temporarily in college housing across from fraternity parties and crack of dawn fireworks. One morning I awoke to the sounds of young love- An early morning adventure to the nether regions. They were doing their best to be discrete, holding back as it was, obviously aware of their surroundings. And all I could think was “Please, oh please, tell me they brushed their teeth.”
Yes, I would say that makes it official. I’m over the hill.